Nothing Is True Everything Is Permitted

221b-sherlock:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

donotchoosesidesyet:

x

/falls over crying

(Source: jmeswilson)


theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

zachlilley:

demonman16:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Yeah the flavour stimulus ones are stupid, where in the world are you allowed to eat in a test.

Stay away from this motherfucker he thinks you eat gum ^


awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston


kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

invertebrates:

Six-Eyed Sand Spider Burying Herself (x)

NO that flop’n wiggle

(Source: larvitarr)


branstark:

the day i discovered AU fanfiction and the day i unofficially stopped reading books are probably correlated

(Source: fitzplesures)

Please reblog this if its alright to come to you for advice or to just rant. Thank you.

(Source: tilly-oakley)

oregonfairy:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

I will never stop reblogging this